Tourist+Trap+Sweets

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  **Tourist Trap Sweets History**   Back in the disco filled days of the '80s, Great Grand- Dad Samuel bought an abandoned lot to move on with his buisness. Of course, Alabama isn't the //best// place to get buisness, but it was the best he had.
 * __Product Line__** **Peanut Fo' Shizzles:** bite- size peanuts drenched in dark chocolate and drizzled with caramel.
 * Wooden Nickel**: Marshmallow, Nuget, Caramel, and ground- up cashews all covered in chocolate on a cookie crunch.
 * Chocolate Suicide Bar:** Chocolate covered peanuts drenched in dark chocolate with a peanut butter center. All covered in chocolate. Did I Say Chocolate?
 * Bad Dog:** A glob of peanut butter coated in coconut and chocolate.
 * Harvest Moon Bar**: white chocolate, peanut butter, and caramel, filled with a pumpkin creame.
 * Tid- Bits:** balls of peanut butter covered in assorted chocolate and dipped in a candy shell.
 * Blacktop Bar:** cookie crunch center, coated in dark chocolate, with ground up oreos on top.
 * Trojan Horse:** nugat filling with a layer of peanuts and carmel. all covered in dark chocolate.

Four years later, Great Grand-dad passed on the buisness tradition by giving it to his son, who gave it to his son, who gave it to his son, who gave it to //his// son, Sam. By this time though, the buisness has changed some. This time a candy buisness was born: Tourist Trap.

Sam moved from alabama and settled in New york, New york to have a buisness that fits the name. Within the first year, Tourist Trap Sweets came out with their first big kahuna: The Trojan Horse. Previously visiting Troy on vacation, Sam got the idea from looking at native artwork.  By 1989, Tourist Trap had already had released seven more candy bars mass produced for a complete line of products. The Trojan Horse just couldn't keep the company kickin'. In 2000, TTS sold over two thousand candy bars worldwide.

In 2003, Sam opens five more stores worldwide. "One just wasn't enough!  FAQ's ( frequently asked questions)

 Once the company got it's land-legs, the trojan horse was born. After visiting troy, the company needed a big money seller to get this thing moving. This is a major factor keeping this buisness out of the crapper. nugat covered in peanuts, caramel, and dark chocolate have been the best combo this side of the milky way. Since I have two dogs( who were very hard to train.) i've had some "experiance" with peanut butter, coconut and chocolate messes. My parents made me pick them up some times so i used peanut butter. i'd go into more detail but then you wouldn't want to eat it then. Peanut butter balls covered in assorted chocolates and a candy shell. It's that simple! :) look, pal, you've asked three questions so far and they all deal with candy, so what do you think it is?!? It's a nugat, marshmallow, carmel, cashew, cookie, and chocolate combo. I was playing the video game harvest moon and I was picking pupkins when i got the idea stuck in my head. i thought of white chocolate the next day. Just the fact that New york is great buisness and the name fit. Thats all. Now that you've had your fun go away and stop asking questions! media type="custom" key="3459488"media type="custom" key="3501290"media type="custom" key="3501316"
 * What is a Trojan Horse?
 * What inspired the Bad Dog?
 * Tid- Bits? What the heck are those?
 * What The Crap is a Wooden Nickel? I don't want splinters!
 * What gave you the idea for the harvest moon bar? ( jerk..)
 * What made you move to New york?

Super Awesome Jingle to the tune of "I will survive"

The Trojan Horse. The Trojan Horse. Creamy nugat covered in peanuts and caramel, all drenched in chocolate, of the dark variety, The Trojan Horse, Yeah Yeah! media type="youtube" key="GsMx6oZ1Kxc" height="344" width="425"even chewbacca and president obama love tourist trap Candy!!! With two new locations on the planet Kasyykk and near the white house!!! Chewy is actually saying" Buy Tourist Trap Candy" in the song!! <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%; text-align: center;">Buisness Letter 206 East South street New york, New york 10903

March 12, 2009

Fredo Gonzolez president of trade and sales, cracker barrel 226 factoryplace road, Tiuana, Mexico 60001

Dear Fredo Gonzolez: Cracker Barrel should sell Tourist Trap Sweets candy because they are uniqe, croud favorites, and we have a website to deal with already. First of all, Tourist Trap knows how poor the economy has been latley, and we're about to stimulate it! We already have five more companies worldwide selling our delicious delectibles, so why not one more?! Our candy is so good and tasty! Why wouldn't it sell? Plus, nobody has anything close to a harvest moon bar! Second of all, our candy alreadly sells like hot cakes. The locals need our candy to still get up in the moring without passing out from low candy intake. our candy is also cheap and well worth the wait in line. the other main reason is our candy sells good. other than it tasting great, the tight wads will buy it to. thats good strategy. Third, we already have a marketing plan. we already have five sellers worldwide! We are known all over the world( and california..)! If you expand our company togeather, we will achive greatness! The Cracker Barrel is one of the best places to get candy in mexico! Plus, if you accept now, we'll throw in our website! Yes our website is hand crafted and contains full product line and details! In conclusion, the mexico based Cracker Barrel should buy and sell tourist Trap Sweets candy. The're good, favored, and sell like barbie dreamhouses at christmas! Wishing you good luck on your choice! Sincerly, Samuel Zumbrum president, trade and sales Thank You for yiewing our webpage! If you Have any //reasonable// questions to ask, contact us at Email: orangeninja963@yahoo.com or (this one is made up.--->) Phone: 632-8102 We hope you visit again! ( this time **with** money! >: